Let's have a go at functional art.

This is the start of another new project of mine - clocks! Each one is acrylic and ink on canvas and is fully functional.

The first in the series features hairstyles instead of numbers. You and your friends can finally say things such as "let's get drinks at mullet-thirty," or "meet me for lunch at ten to faux-hawk." I know, FINALLY.

I plan on mass producing these and selling them by the tens of thousands once my online store is running. Tell your friends.

Oh, and sorry about the quality of this photo. My camera is out of town and this is the best my webcam has to offer.